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"A few design choices I don't like..."
Okay, the hand at the beginning, and the penis are outlined in color. While everything else has black outlines. So it makes the hand and cock look like they're really sticking out. If you color the hand and dick the same way you color the girl it won't look so halfass you know?
And the cum at the end, doesn't look much like cum. It's just a flat one color form, try throwing some shading in there so it looks like real jizz.
These are good porn games, but you need to improve the graphics in those areas you know?
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Actual art quality is decent, though a little cartoony for me, but you gotta work on the jizz boy. It looks like paper cutout.
I know this is like a demo, but you could do a little more than have a next button.
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Okay, some problems that you addressed in the author comments are what really make this game a tiny bit fucking obnoxious.
The lack of the pick up button is enough for me to just not want to play at all.
Kept loosing my grenade launcher for a pussy foot handgun.
Fighting a demonic clown, sorry I gotta pause and get the good weapon.
And the lack of a pause button is a little annoying, but you said you couldn't do it, so I'll just have to suck on that.
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The plus side, the need to conserve ammo in the hectic fights adds a bit of a frantic masochistic enjoyment to the whole thing.
The impact detection is great, I never punched someone and didn't send them flying. Which in and of itself is deeply satisfying.
I suppose I only expected more from you.
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The animation is a little, "bouncy"? That's my only complaint.
The character redesigns are all pretty cool. And the fights look good.
Though I have to say that DBZ sound effects are over used. Try something else.
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It's sort of entertaining. Though I personally would have made Pacman scarier looking. And rounder. He maintained his circular sprite even though he turned into a blob of nasty meat.
Also, try adding dramatic music and stuff to build interest. It got quiet sometimes. Not silent just sort of quiet.
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The SHUT UP Navi joke has run it's course. It's just not funny anymore.
And I've played OOT, she isn't that annoying.
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And that's it. Nothing else was that funny. Save for the guy who died.
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I have to say this is one of the more fun games of this genre. The ability to interact with the turtle after it's been launched and to purchase items to improve performance goes above and beyond what most games like this do.
However, the obstacles and explosives are few and far between, which leads to a lot of nothing happening for long periods of time.
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I think this is outside of your control, but it seems that the medals don't work yet. At least not completely. If you can do anything, I'd love you to remedy it. You've already addressed it though so I'm betting your working on it if you can.
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Reminds me of Sin City. The design for the villains fits megaman but still has a distinction.
I really like the fast motion and the lighting on all the characters. I'd like to see more like this out of you.
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Regenerating health is a nice addition and the use of a health bar instead of the screen splatter in thing thing 4 is a nice improvement.
The medals are rewarding to obtain and lead me to use weapons I wouldn't normally turn to.
The wall blood spatter is alot of fun too, I like to make smiley faces with them. lulz
The music is a little blah, but it's not annoying.
I continue to miss are some of the character customization options from the first thing thing. Like the spikes and tails and things. I just wish there
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